How to go skiing
Step 1: wake up, eat breakfast, get dressed, pack up the skis and spend an hour organizing food, clothes, boots, pants, coats, gloves...
Step 4: attempt to insert feet into very stiff, tight boots while needing to pee and without falling down or stepping your stocking feet in the cold, wet snow.
Step 2: drive for an hour and a half through heavy traffic, park, exit the warm car, disassemble what we spent an hour assembling at home
Step 3: make sure the feet stay warm while bundling up in snow pants, vest, warm socks and a coat.
Step 5: shred, baby!
